Should you’re perambulating alongside the roads and trails north of the town, the very last thing you count on to come across is a Platypus:
However encounter one you’ll–not less than if I’m on the prowl:
The North American Platypus is well recognized by its low-slung prime tube and its low-normal derailleur:
By the best way, all photographic proof of my current flub have now been memory-holed from the Outdoors story:
Now we have at all times been at warfare with Eurasia, and my derailleur has at all times been put in correctly.
By the best way, in case you’re questioning the way it ran easily sufficient for me to not discover it when the chain wasn’t routed correctly, I can solely speculate that it should be the superior viscosity and tenacity of Dumonde chain lube:
That’s the way you flip a screw-up right into a advertising and marketing alternative.
Anyway, one motive I’m having fun with the Platypus with the low-normal derailleur is that it means the shift lever is straightforward to succeed in once I’m utilizing the decrease gears. In actual fact, whereas I do have an opposable thumb, I don’t even have to make use of it and might simply kind of gently palm it like a cat pushing a small object off a desk as a substitute:
Or, typically once I’m climbing and I need to upshift I can sort of seize it and pull like I’m an engineer driving a choo-choo:
And sure, I doo gleefully cry out “Choo-choo!!!” once I’m doing it, however I go searching and ensure no person’s listening first.
In actual fact, I’m having fun with the Platypus a lot today I’ve even been serious about bringing it with me on trip this yr:
The Roadini continues to be the front-runner by a snug margin however you by no means know.
In the meantime, I used to be perusing the Rivendell e-newsletter lately, and never solely did a reader remark from this very weblog make it on there, however apparently somebody’s sending rip-off emails from “Grant Petersen:”
That is alarming, however luckily it’s straightforward to tell apart between faux emails and actual ones, even for rubes like me who can’t set up a derailleur. I do know as a result of I obtain precise emails from Grant Petersen on a regular basis. Right here’s one in every of them:
Pricey Biek Snob,
Thanks on your e-mail relating to your most up-to-date order. The e-assisted carbon fiber bicycle now we have despatched to you by way of FedEx is being held by US customs. Please make fee by way of bitcoin utilizing the hyperlink beneath:
https://tinyurl.com/3554rh7e
Sincearly,
Graham Peterman
President and Chief Range Officer
Riverdale Bicycle Works
Now that’s the real article. I’ve uploaded my full private particulars, a scan of my passport, and my cryptocurrency pockets tackle containing the 30 or 40 bitcoin I purchased in 2011 as a lark. I can’t wait!
Oh, and don’t fear in regards to the bitcoin. I haven’t checked the costs currently however as an avid Paul Krugman reader I assume it’s all nugatory by now:
At the least as soon as a month I take into consideration Paul Krugman’s barber’s brother-in-law and the way wealthy he should be right now as a result of he didn’t take heed to Paul Krugman. I ponder if he invitations Krugman out to his Hamptons home for barbecues to thank him.
Talking of the OM-1, right here’s the prototype that gained’t make it into manufacturing (not less than for now) as a result of they’d must promote it for like one (1) bitcoin:
I nonetheless really feel like I don’t know nothing about nothing, even the place bicycles are involved, however I’ll say that within the final couple years or so I’ve realized much more about derailleurs. A part of that’s as a result of Rivendell have been protecting me within the loop relating to the event of the OM-1, however there was additionally the time Basic Cycle despatched me a complete field of them to check out:
What I got here to comprehend is that, whereas clearly there are necessary variations in capability (to not point out the largely superficial variations in look and weight), there isn’t a lot you may truly really feel whereas using (says the man who couldn’t even inform his chain wasn’t routed correctly via his derailleur)–although I did declare a winner anyway:
That silver Athena stands out as the final time anybody truly designed a nice-looking derailleur…till now:
After all with regard to that huge field of derailleurs it’s necessary to notice these had been all high-normal derailleurs. Clearly you completely discover the distinction between a high-normal derailleur and a low regular derailleur, although I can’t say whether or not or not you’d discover the distinction between two high-normal derailleurs when shifting them:
I’m tempted to place the Silver derailleur on the Roadini for purely aesthetic causes although, as it’s would in all probability look higher than the blocky XTR derailleur with its industrial-looking cable pulley. Nevertheless, I’ve spent a lot time getting the whole lot on the Roadini to work simply in order that I’ve forbidden myself from tampering with it anymore:
Additionally, in case you’re questioning, an XTR Speedy Rise derailleur just like the one above paired with a set of Campagnolo 10-speed Ergo shifters and a Shimano 8-speed cassette is presently essentially the most hipster setup you could possibly presumably have in your bicycle. It’s like answering your tiny cellphone was within the ’90s:
Sure, persons are unbearable about their Shimagnolo setups–virtually as unbearable as automotive journalists who’ve bought gravel bikes:
I ask myself this similar query on daily basis:
I additionally ask myself why folks must say “worth level” after they merely imply worth, however I suppose it will depend on the use case do you see what I did there:
My particular gravel bike comes from Orbea, a employee co-op out in Spain. It’s not the lightest for its worth level, however a sale on-line made it the most affordable method to get drop bars, hydraulic brakes, and a high-quality groupset (the flowery bicycle owner phrase for a drivetrain). Even Fb Market couldn’t get me a greater worth, and nothing on Market had a entrance fork that appeared prefer it was lined in sprinkles.
Should you’re questioning why most bikes are each ugly and equivalent it’s in all probability as a result of everybody outlets with the identical meaningless guidelines:
Drop bars✔
Hydraulic brakes✔
Excessive-quality groupset✔
You understand how it goes: “This bike’s gotta be higher than that bike, it has a GRX derailleur and hydraulic brakes.”
In no way am I making an attempt to insult the author, and naturally I hope she continues to get pleasure from her new bicycle. It’s simply that it takes you years and years to unlearn all of the bike advertising and marketing that tells you that is the best way to buy, and when you do it’s actually annoying to see how pervasive it’s. However I’m comparatively sure she’ll unlearn it quickly, as a result of though she’s an automotive journalist she’s apparently come to hate vehicles:
Once I began at Jalopnik, I owned a 2014 Scion FR-S. That gave method to my extremely short-lived monitor Miata, which then disappeared in favor of a sequence of bikes. Now, lastly, the Orbea fills the outlet left by my previous mountain bike — almost each automobile smaller than the final. This isn’t an accident, however I believe a pure consequence of writing about vehicles for years. Fixed publicity to the information means fixed publicity to the ills of infrastructure constructed round non-public automobile possession, and finally you simply need to choose out solely.
A self-hating automotive journalist? What’s subsequent? Bike owner journalists embracing bikes with motors?!?
Oh, wait:
I experience mountain bikes as a result of it’s the most pleasing factor I can do, and I additionally relish the problem and health that using trails offers. And proper now—and a few could discover this ironic, however I’m presently lighter and in higher form than I’ve been in years—there isn’t a bike I look ahead to escaping on to the paths with than the Levo 4.
2025, what a time to be alive…
