I attempt to not complain, however the lifetime of a Basic Cycle Outdated Crap Check Pilot is a busy one. Certain, you might assume you envy me, attending to trip unique bicycles like this all day…
[Photo: Classic Cycle]
…however the fact is most of you in all probability couldn’t hack it.
Contemplate this very morning, after I was nearly to go out for a trip on the Cervino. As I used to be ready for the elevator, out stepped a gentleman within the uniform of a well known personal parcel supply service with a field bearing the label “Bianc:”
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Now there is just one particular person on this constructing who would obtain a field marked “Bianc,” so with out even wanting on the label I relieved him of it, signed his futuristic space-pad, and retreated with each the field and the Cervino again to my abode. As soon as inside, I opened the field, and forged my eyes for the primary time upon the newest test-cycle:
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I knew instantly this may be a much more up to date bike than these to which I’ve develop into accustomed to testing, for along with the fashionable saddle full with scranial reduction channel, I famous the presence of what gave the impression to be paired spokes:
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In addition to the fiber of crabon:
![](https://i0.wp.com/bikesnobnyc.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/IMG_1654.jpg?resize=736%2C552&ssl=1)
And never simply any fiber of crabon, however the OCLV fiber of crabon:
![](https://i0.wp.com/bikesnobnyc.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/IMG_1657.jpg?resize=736%2C981&ssl=1)
At this level it was fairly apparent what I used to be coping with:
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Or was it?
![](https://i0.wp.com/bikesnobnyc.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/IMG_1655.jpg?resize=736%2C981&ssl=1)
Wait a minute. Carbon? Titanium? What was occurring right here? Had Paul managed to squeeze two bikes into that tiny field?
Bewildered, I turned my consideration to detaching the derailleur from the rear brake:
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For this, I enlisted the help of a rubber band skilled:
![](https://i0.wp.com/bikesnobnyc.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/IMG_1665.jpg?resize=736%2C981&ssl=1)
Including some grease to the derailleur hanger threads, I famous the sculped look of the dropouts, which supplied a vital clue:
![](https://i0.wp.com/bikesnobnyc.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/IMG_1659.jpg?resize=736%2C981&ssl=1)
By now, you’ve in all probability found out what you’re :
![](https://i0.wp.com/bikesnobnyc.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/IMG_1669.jpg?resize=736%2C981&ssl=1)
No less than in the event you keep in mind the heady days of the early twenty first century:
![](https://i0.wp.com/bikesnobnyc.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/IMG_1668.jpg?resize=736%2C981&ssl=1)
Sure, it’s a so-called “backbone” bike, when Trek took a titanium backside half, grafted it to a crabon high half, and put the LeMond identify on it:
![](https://i0.wp.com/bikesnobnyc.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/IMG_1662.jpg?resize=736%2C552&ssl=1)
What I had right here was clearly an immaculate specimen, that includes a number of the most coveted elements of the aughts:
![](https://i0.wp.com/bikesnobnyc.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/IMG_1663.jpg?resize=736%2C981&ssl=1)
This was arguably the Nice Trek Bicycle Making Firm at its most decadent, when Armstrong was nonetheless dominant, they hadn’t shitcanned Greg LeMond but, they usually owned like a thousand totally different names and types–although I feel these are post-Trek Rolfs:
![](https://i0.wp.com/bikesnobnyc.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/IMG_1666.jpg?resize=736%2C981&ssl=1)
So how does a ticrabium Fred Sled like this evaluate to an vintage Vinershiki?
![](https://i0.wp.com/bikesnobnyc.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/IMG_1667.jpg?resize=736%2C552&ssl=1)
Nicely, I’ll you’ll want to let you recognize after I get again from my trip.