Discuss a quarterback sneak!
Aaron Rodgers has seemingly disappeared into skinny air and his whereabouts have turn into a global parlor sport.
There may be nonetheless no signal of the 40-year-old signal-caller, who Jets head coach Robert Saleh mentioned Tuesday had an unexcused absence from this week’s obligatory minicamp.
The high-priced Jet took off however the place has he landed?
NFL insiders speculate he’s at a ayahuasca retreat in South America or Europe.
His neighbors in New Jersey are simply scratching their heads.
“He’s the Sasquatch of Cedar Grove!” quipped Dave Fletcher, who owns Cedar Beans Espresso Joint on Pompton Avenue, a Hail Mary go from Rodgers’ $9.5 million glass mansion.
Fletcher has two tip jars on the retailer counter — one with an image of the legendary QB who hasn’t been seen at Jets camp this week, and one of many legendary, ape-like creature.
“Who’re you extra prone to seize on movie in Cedar Grove?” the java joint asks.
Sasquatch was beating Rodgers almost 3 to 1 in money gratuities, Fletcher mentioned.
“I haven’t seen him,” mentioned Ryan Esposito, proprietor of Empire Barbershop on Pompton Ave. “He could be on a non secular retreat someplace. If he comes right here, I’ll give him the profitable minimize.”
“Perhaps he’s snowboarding with Lindsey Vonn at American Dream,” the mega-mall adjoining to MetLife Stadium, “or caught in visitors on Route 3,” guessed Montclair’s Joel Greengrass, 56.
