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Excessive climate continues to pummel america with headlines:

SUVs, Republicans, and the NFL are clearly in charge, although I’m sufficiently old to recollect after we summed up all the above as “winter.”

There was a sure economic system of language within the pre-Web days. Now we’re all linguistic spendthrifts and I believe our tradition and our collective psyche is worse off for it.*

*[Disclaimer: people filling bike blogs with words every day are in no way a part of the problem, no siree.]

There’s an previous saying about life providing you with a sure citrus fruit after which turning stated fruit right into a refreshing candy beverage. Equally, when Previous Man Winter, Mom Nature, or their twenty first century gender-neutral equal, “Local weather Change,” provides you snow, it’s best to make a experience out of it, and that’s what I’ve been doing all week:

Granted, relying on the quantity of snow and the climate and all kinds of different components this isn’t at all times doable. Nonetheless, it simply so occurs that for the previous week situations round right here have been completely good for plus-sized tire snow rides. Skipping a experience simply because it’s chilly and snowy is like slicing the fats off your steak, and generally by doing so that you’re lacking out on one of the best half.

You’ve additionally obtained to have the fitting bike, and the Jones LWB is definitely the fitting bike. No, it’s not a fats bike…

…however the tire quantity is greater than ample for a number of inches of crunchy, frozen snow, and between that and the lengthy wheelbase and upright place the bike is as sure-footed on snow as a sasquatch in crampons. Because of its excessive competence, it’s the type of bike you’ll be able to lose your self in whatever the seasons or the terrain–and sure, that is an all-Jones fan weblog now. Not solely does it assume command as my main bike within the lifeless of winter winter, but it surely’s additionally my summer time trip escape machine:

Ah, sure, it’s arduous to think about that only a few quick months in the past I used to be basking within the solar and cooling my toes in a crystalline alpine lake:

Now I’m traversing the tundras of decrease suburbia with nary a change in gear, save for the pedals, which I’ve been swapping forwards and backwards in princess-and-the-pea vogue:

In actual fact I believe I’ve barely even needed to high off the tires since August.

I’ve lately been addressing my bike accumulation downside, and I’m coming to grasp that a part of this downside is that once I actually like a motorcycle, as an alternative of merely being glad with it, I discover myself compelled to construct it once more. I’m unsure if it is a manifestation of some type of deep-seated insecurity or paranoia, like I’m afraid it’ll by some means get broken or disappear so I would like a couple of, or if it’s merely that I’m an inveterate materialist who’s hooked on the fun of acquisition and should expertise the fun of the chase and concomitant launch of endorphins time and again. Both means, although the out-of-the-box Jones is mainly good for my functions, as I experience I fantasize about having one in titanium:

Would this meaningfully enhance my driving expertise? In all probability not. Nonetheless, as an incorrigible bike dork I can’t assist slavering over the premium variations:

[Via the Jones site]

I’m now not naive sufficient to imagine I may have only one bike for all my driving, however I additionally discover myself taking a look at this and telling myself I may completely have only one bike for all my driving:

[Via the Jones site]

One way or the other these items handle to be each lavish and smart on the identical time:

In each inventory and customized type Jones bikes additionally compel me to look at my relationship with stuff like disc brakes. Whereas I’m predicably contrarian on the topic, lots of that has to do with the truth that they’ve now taken over on bikes the place the web acquire to the rider can at occasions be small, debatable, and even nonexistent. (See: highway bikes. And no, I’m not saying sure riders don’t acquire one thing from highway bikes with disc brakes; I’m simply saying I’m not a type of riders, and I do know I’m not alone.) Nonetheless, on a motorcycle just like the Jones you’re actually getting one thing out of the cut price, and one of the crucial necessary ones is 3-inch tires with fenders plus room to spare. The identical factor goes with stuff like crabon and titanium. I’ve obtained a highway bike with crabon and titanium, due to course I do:

Do I adore it? Certain. However what am I gaining over a metal bike with a metal fork and common aluminum elements? It’s a bit bit lighter? So what? A highway bike comprised of extra pedestrian supplies is already about as gentle as any bike must be. Sure, I’m ready to confess that strategic deployment of titanium and crabon can impart a satisfying experience high quality, however the lugged metal highway bikes of yesteryear additionally signify the head of “highway really feel” or no matter you name it and proceed to set the usual even right now, and finally well-designed and well-built highway bike produced from any affordable materials goes to really feel nice.

When you’re speaking a few big-ass bike just like the Jones although I’d think about that the load financial savings from titanium and crabon are significant, particularly in case you’re additionally utilizing the bike to its full potential by carrying stuff. After all I’m not even remotely utilizing the Jones to its full potential, and I’m fortunate if I get to experience it for a number of hours at a time, so I ought to proceed to be glad with a motorcycle that’s, as I stated earlier than, “good” for all sensible functions. I’ll nonetheless proceed to fantasize that in the future I’ll “retire” (from what precisely?), order myself a premium Jones with all of the trimmings, and disappear over the horizon–although even then you definitely will be positive I’ll be sleeping inside:

Hey, I’m not saying I wouldn’t wish to experience round for days on finish with nothing however the naked necessities. I’m simply saying on the finish of on daily basis I’d favor to wheel my filthy-ass Jones into the foyer of a pleasant lodge, that’s all. Then I’ll take a 35-minute bathe and wash out my merino underpants with the free shampoo.

Talking of lengthy journeys, my very own plus-tire journey began again in 2015 with the Marin Pine Mountain 1:

This bike instantly offered me on plus-sized tires. By the way in which, right here’s the Marin Pine Mountain 1 right now:

It appears like a superbly good hardtail mountain bike, and a discount besides. On the identical time, since 2015, vogue has modified, and the Pine Mountain has modified with it. The tires are skinnier, the headtube is slacker… [begins sobbing] It’s now not the bike I fell in love with. That is the distinction between a “common” bike firm that sells a lot of totally different fashions and an organization like Jones. The Pine Mountain follows the tendencies, whereas Jones sticks together with his factor 12 months after 12 months after 12 months. Certain, he continues to refine the idea, however essentially the bikes keep true to themselves, and to the inflexible all-terrain bike fanatic that is necessary. I assume as biekpacking and garvel have gotten increasingly more standard there are increasingly more boutiquey inflexible off-roadable bikes on the market, however whereas they could be the newest darlings of the influencers, I don’t assume anyone’s as single-minded as Jones is, or has put almost as a lot into them.

Anyway, after awhile Jeff Jones obtained his hooks into me and I began to show the Pine Mountain right into a Jones…

…till 2018 when Jones launched the SWB full:

The LWB full adopted in 2019, and for a short, magical time I had each an LWB and an SWB:

Even I couldn’t justify this, and compelled myself to resolve between the 2. It was type of a no-lose scenario, since each bikes have been incredible, however finally I went with the LWB and gave the SWB away in a contest. The eventual winner of that contest had bowled me over together with his grandiose plans for the bike, although as of now he nonetheless has but to understand these plans, however what am I gonna do at this level, repossess it? And hey, if each time I didn’t observe by way of with a plan somebody took one thing away from me I’d be sitting in an empty room in my underpants. (I imply sure, I’m sitting in an empty room in my underpants, however that’s only a coincidence.) Possibly in the future once I least anticipate it I’ll get a tremendous experience report, assuming after all he doesn’t simply promote it to the desert gentrifier web site.

So right here we’re in 2024, and the bike’s operating sturdy stem to stern:

I haven’t even needed to substitute the tires but, and I think that’s principally as a result of ample width. See, the broader a tire is the longer it takes to put on, which is an effective factor since plus-sized 29er tires ain’t low-cost–although it appears like Cheng Shin sells one for $50: