Whereas most individuals affiliate March 2020 with the beginning of that complete coronavirus factor, for me it’s going to at all times signify the month by which I took supply of my very first Rivendell:
Whereas in these early days it had the jaunty countenance of a rustic gent out for a ramble within the English countryside, it quickly proved indispensable, and so it steadily developed into one thing of a workhorse:

It was the bike I’d select for commuting, and for wet-weather driving:

And ultimately its magnificence lay hid beneath a thick layer of grime:

So this previous weekend I took the chance to…nicely, I wouldn’t go as far as to say I washed the Homer, however I did hose it down:

I additionally modified the saddle to one thing a bit extra moist weather-friendly–and extra considerably, I made some drivetrain modifications. See, as chances are you’ll recall, I’m now the curator of the world’s largest classic eccentric chainring assortment:

And whereas most could be content material merely to take a look at them, or perhaps throw them on the wall often to see in the event that they’ll stick, I imagine it’s a disgrace to squander their wobbly, misshapen potential, and so I put in a few them on the Homer:

And for those who’re tempted to touch upon the peak of the entrance derailleur, please be aware the next:
Owing to the massive ring’s eccentricity, gaps between it and the derailleur will look kind of pronounced relying on the place it’s within the rotation
I can solely decrease the entrance derailleur a lot earlier than it contacts the chainstay
Anyway, to date it’s working simply high quality. Possibly after I lastly get round to altering that disgusting chain I’ll additionally change the derailleur, however then once more, perhaps I received’t.
As for these of you who weren’t overly distracted by the derailleur place, you’ll have seen I’ve combined each Shimano Biopace and Sugino Cycloid chainrings, a wildly irresponsible and probably deadly mixture:

Nonetheless, the grandparent ring remains to be the unique spherical one, however solely as a result of I couldn’t discover my crank puller. (In typing the time period “crank puller” it happens to me how suggestive it’s, and that since its inception this very weblog has been nothing greater than a protracted and extremely self-indulgent train in crank-pulling.)
So how does it work?

Nicely, I’ve solely taken a brief journey to date, however beginning out within the center ring (they Cycloid one) the impact was instantly noticeable, and it was extraordinarily bizarre–virtually like some form of e-assist was kicking in at a sure level within the pedal rotation. At this level I ought to in all probability be aware that on the Cycloid ring there isn’t a marking that tells you find out how to place the crank, and so in figuring out find out how to orient it I employed like 30 seconds of Web analysis and a few widespread sense (to the extent I possess widespread sense, which is minimal). However it does appear to offer a bit enhance when the right-hand crank is in concerning the 1:00 place, which is mainly the alternative of what occurs after I shift into the large ring, which does have place markings. (It’s onerous to learn very a lot about elliptical chainrings with out falling asleep, however as I perceive it the Biopace idea was completely different from the idea behind the oval-shaped chainrings like Cycloid which are as soon as once more common at present.) This discrepancy solely multiplies the weirdness.
I’m certain I may experiment with chainring positioning to get precisely the impact out of each of them that I would like, however that’s even much less seemingly than my changing that disgusting chain.
By the way in which, lest you mistake my total laziness for contempt, it’s best to know that workhorse responsibility and the grime that comes with it’s the highest honor you may bestow upon a motorcycle. Contemplate the Milwaukee, whose drivetrain I floor right into a high quality paste:

But its day ultimately got here, and it’s now the latest and shiniest of all my bikes:

It additionally feels completely fashionable to me, however as I ventured out onto the favored roadie routes this previous weekend and eyeballed the bikes of my fellow riders I spotted its now mainly an vintage. Rim brakes? Vanished. Steel frames? Few and much between. Steel forks? FORGET ABOUT IT. And issues are solely going to worsen:

He for one welcomes his AI overlords, and a dystopian future by which your fork adjusts its suspension settings in keeping with crowdsourced path maps:
Presumably, for the system to work even higher, it’s going to must be proactive, so ‘wanting forward’ quite than reacting to jumps and drops, rocks and roots.
It will want loads of path information to work successfully, and may imply crowd-sourcing is required, to ‘train’ the system what’s coming not far away.
Mountain bikers actually are the worst.