In yesterday’s submit, I discussed I couldn’t establish this water bottle:
Fortuitously a sagacious reader got here to the rescue:
Wow, he ain’t kidding!
I had no thought these cages have been now apparently functioning as shops of worth, like Chris King headsets. It’s all of the extra shocking since Chris King headsets are arguably means overbuilt, whereas that is only a piece of rolled sheet metallic with some holes lower out of it and a shelf bracket to maintain the water bottle from falling by way of it.
As a result of I’m a person of integrity, I promise my first thought was not that I might promote the cage and surreptitiously exchange it with an affordable duplicate:
I used to be additionally not dissatisfied to seek out that these replicas are out of inventory, as a result of it didn’t matter to me, as a result of I’d by no means try this.
I’m additionally shocked there’s a marketplace for water bottles in any respect, since everybody is aware of the way forward for on-the-bike hydration is app-based water microdosing:
This isn’t the one classic bottle cage for which individuals are asking huge cash, both, and apparently if you happen to’re sitting on any of those (not actually, I don’t suggest sitting on bottle cages, don’t ask me how I do know) you may be set for retirement:
You’ll forgive me for not furnishing the eBay hyperlinks, however I belief no person of their proper thoughts goes to purchase them anyway:
In the meantime, there are additionally some equally costly cages on the highway aspect, although not less than additionally they include the bottle:
And it ought to go with out saying that folks need a number of cash for these:
I had one on the Vengeance Bike, and it was the very first thing I eliminated:
This was partially due to the form, however largely as a result of it seemed like one thing you’d use to present a urine specimen, and between that and its age I used to be deathly afraid of consuming something from it.
However sure, all people is aware of you’ll be able to routinely cost a premium for one thing if it has the phrase “Campagnolo” on it:
In the meantime, in additional trendy tech information, behold the shockless rear suspension gravel bike:
Which I discover disconcertingly insectine:
Simply think about a gravel bike that may go additional offroad than all the opposite gravel bikes:
It’s possible you’ll keep in mind that as a “mountain bike,” and it appears gravel bikes are lastly catching up with the AMP Analysis bikes of three a long time in the past:
Need to evaluate the numbers? Right here’s the gravel bike:
And right here’s the AMP, in line with the assessment Paul despatched me:
Not wildly totally different, however the gravel bike looks as if it’s barely extra of a mountain bike than the previous mountain bike…other than the drop bars, although mountain bikes used to have these too:
I might argue that one purpose the mountain bike caught on within the first place is that informal riders discovered the thought of flat bars extra inviting than drop bars. And whereas there have been after all mountain bikes that got here inventory with drop bars, and cyclists who most popular drop bars to flat bars for offroad using, flat bars have been usually the default. But right here we’re in 2025, and now everybody desires gravel bikes, that are just about precisely the drop bar mountain bikes of yore that by no means fairly discovered a mainstream ridership.
Go determine.
