You recognize what?
I believe possibly the brand new Cannondale CAAD14 is right here:

I’m undecided although, as a result of I’m not seeing sufficient articles about it:

Solely a dozen? Might simply be a rumor:

Oh, wait, make {that a} baker’s dozen:

Possibly it’s right here in spite of everything.
I’m glad to see everybody abided by the phrases of the MEDIA EMBARGO after which printed their tales at precisely the identical time like good little biking journalists. By the way in which, that’s simply the articles. Don’t overlook in regards to the YouTubes!

Wow certainly. I’m undecided what he’s doing to that bike, however I hope he not less than purchased it dinner first.
Okay, nice, Cannondale. You bought me. Look, now I’m writing about it! Plus, I rode Cannondales in my childhood so that they do evoke emotions of nostalgia for me, and clicking on one of many tales at random it seems that’s precisely what they’re going for:

As an ageing Fred it simply seems like all the opposite bikes to me, however I assume that is what counts as back-to-basics these days:

In the present day a highway bike with not-dropped seat stays and a degree high tube is a novelty, and general the concept is to embrace it’s elementary aluminumosity:
That’s exactly what the CAAD14 is all about. No chasing benchmark numbers and no wind tunnel improvement. As a substitute, Cannondale constantly concentrate on what the CAAD has at all times stood for: aluminium. Its roots aren’t hidden, they’re absolutely embraced. Mixed with trendy integration and up-to-date body requirements, the CAAD14 is designed to be the final word rider’s bike.
Identical to these pre-crabon Cadonnales of yore:
And regardless of the lengthy heritage embodied within the CAAD14, the bike feels sporty, younger and contemporary. A welcome change in a market crowded with overbuilt, aerodynamics-obsessed bikes. Not least as a result of the CAAD14 reveals that trendy ideas corresponding to UDH, internally routed cables and huge chainrings with a 1x drivetrain will be seamlessly built-in right into a confirmed platform. The result’s a motorbike that stands out visually and appears critically sharp. It could carry a slight hipster vibe, however when the journey high quality delivers, that’s simple to forgive.
Besides this one prices greater than ten thousand Socialist Life Credit:

Egads! How is it even doable to make an aluminum bike that costly?
However I assume that’s simply to lube you up so the cheaper fashions can slide proper into your secure:
The opposite spec variants are significantly extra engaging by way of value. The CAAD14 2 prices € 3,999 and comes outfitted with a SRAM Rival AXS 2×12 drivetrain and DT Swiss E1800 Spline wheels. The CAAD14 3 is offered for € 2,499 with a mechanical Shimano 105 2×12 groupset and Cannondale RD 2.0 Disc wheels. For riders preferring to construct their very own bike, the frameset can be obtainable, provided in both gloss black or Rally Crimson for € 1,799.
As for the journey high quality, this paragraph might have come from any bike overview written within the final 50 years, so I assume it’s secure to say it rides precisely like a highway racing bike:
Proper from the second you set the facility down, the CAAD14 feels extremely environment friendly. It accelerates immediately, bursts out of corners with actual snap, and turns each little bit of stress on the pedals instantly into ahead movement. It doesn’t matter whether or not you’re on the flat, descending, or climbing. The stiff body responds effortlessly in each state of affairs. Mixed with razor sharp, direct dealing with that feels completely balanced, the result’s a genuinely thrilling journey. The CAAD14 blends high-speed stability with exact, playful dealing with extra confidently and with extra efficiency focus than any bike I’ve examined up to now three years. Each steering enter is translated immediately and fully, but with such composure that the bike by no means feels nervous or unpredictable.
Although all the overview actually ought to have been this:
It makes use of a threaded backside bracket.
Sensible, and ironic for the corporate that was chargeable for the entire press-fit backside bracket debacle within the first place:

Sure, I do know they weren’t the primary, however they have been those who have been chargeable for it plaguing all the trade.
Sadly I’m too previous and caught in my methods to have an interest on this new Cannondale, although I admit in the event that they made a real nostalgia model with rim brakes and externally routed cables they may hook me. I additionally admit I’m kind of at all times half-looking for one in all these, which was the latest CAAD iteration that I had, and was possibly the final time new highway racing bikes really made sense to me:

Gentle, degree high tube, threaded backside bracket, threadless however nonetheless a 1-inch steerer… I’d be curious to place one collectively simply the way in which I had it on the time, if solely to see how badly I’ve degraded bodily since then.
In the meantime, in different necessary biking information, the antagonist in a viral video I haven’t seen is experiencing psychological trauma after knocking over a younger woman:

Right here’s what occurred:
“I did what any good bicycle owner does and rang my bell a number of instances, however they clearly didn’t hear me, so I cycled previous, however as I did so I slipped and misplaced my stability barely.
‘That’s once I knocked the little woman, I had put my leg out to stability myself, I didn’t realise I had hit her, and he or she had fallen over as I had cycled previous. Then the daddy chased after me and berated me.
“I mentioned it was an accident after which carried on. It was solely later, once I noticed the video on social media, that I realised he had filmed me.
You recognize, it is a robust one. On one appendage, there’s a zillion issues incorrect with social media, and one of many wrongest is that we’re always indicting individuals based mostly on 5 seconds of out-of-context video. Hey, he knocked a child over, it occurs, she’ll be nice. Anybody who has owned a human youngster is aware of they fall down on a regular basis, and after awhile you simply go “No matter,” just like the thirteenth time drop your Surly.
However on the opposite appendage, is there something worse than a bicycle owner on a shared path? He “rang his bell a number of instances?” So what!?! That’s like practising contraception by shouting, “I’m about to ejaculate!” It’s what you really do within the second that’s necessary, and in each circumstances you’ll be able to’t depart it completely as much as the opposite individual. The bicycle owner even says “they clearly didn’t hear me.” So in the event that they don’t notice you’re coming, why not simply pull out…of the pedals, and stroll round them?
I now notice that I too am indicting somebody based mostly on 5 seconds of out-of-context video I haven’t even seen, so let’s simply name this one a draw.








