Earlier than the rest, I shouldn’t need to remind you I’m not knowledgeable bicycle and/or accent reviewer. Nonetheless, firms and PR folks often determine to ship me one thing, and two years in the past now Portland Design Works despatched me their Metropolis Rover Energy 700 mild:
The timing was fortuitous, as I’d not too long ago begun commuting by bike once more, although not being knowledgeable bicycle and/or accent reviewer (see above) I don’t suppose I ever gave it a correct “overview”–nor am I going to begin now. However I’m going to say I’ve since assigned this mild to my Platypus, which I rode house from the practice station final evening, and I’m all the time stunned to search out the battery has loads of juice in it although I can’t bear in mind the final time I charged it:

Granted, I don’t journey at the hours of darkness all that usually, but when something if you use an adjunct intermittently you invariably discover that if you do want it the battery is useless. So it appears to carry a cost fairly properly. Additionally, whereas the photograph above is horrible (I’m not a Skilled Reviewer of Stuff, see above), it really works very properly–clearly not in addition to the fancy-schmancy dynamo mild on my G. Elmer Henderson…

…however actually properly sufficient to mild my manner by way of the darkish quasi-rural pothole-ridden streets between my house and the practice station, or the unlit bike paths of Higher Manhattan:

Clearly, dynamo-powered lights just like the one on my Homer are improbable, and so they’re all the time there if you want them. In case you’re driving at evening day in and day trip (or evening in and evening out), particularly in an space with out streetlights, clearly they’re one of the best ways to go. Nonetheless as a city-dweller and getting older father I’m not precisely spending heaps and plenty of time on my bike after darkish, and I’ll admit {that a} mild like this one is greater than enough for my wants. Plus, it doesn’t add any rolling resistance…not that I believe it issues a lot, however nonetheless. Anyway, simply figured I’d put in a superb phrase for the sunshine, as a result of I’ve been fairly proud of it to this point.
Shifting on, yesterday I discussed I used to be getting a full-suspension bicycle, and one reader famous it was April 1st, implying that this was some kind of hoax or jape. Certainly it wasn’t, and actually it hadn’t even occurred to me that it was April Idiot’s Day (or is that April Fools’ Day?), or because the French name it, “Poisson d’Avril,” which I consider includes hiding useless fish in folks’s underpants. No, I used to be completely anticipating a full-suspension bicycle that was “fairly high-end but additionally bursting with cutting-edge expertise,” and once I bought house yesterday night it was there ready for me, a lot to the delight and amazement of sure different members of my family:

Welds and gussets actually are pussy magnets, aren’t they?

They positive are:

She’s virtually swooning.
After all, I by no means mentioned the bike was new; it’s a 1994 AMP Analysis B-3, and you’ll learn all about it on the Traditional Cycle web site, although I’m going to learn all about it within the Mountain Bike Motion take a look at that Paul included with the bike…

…a bicycle that shares the identical provenance because the mighty and equally cutting-edge-for-its-day Vengeance Bike…

…and was designed by Horst Leitner, of the eponymous Horst Hyperlink. What’s a Horst Hyperlink? Properly, a Horst is a Horst, after all, after all!
Want I say extra?
No I needn’t.
To this point I’ve solely ridden it across the neighborhood, however I plan to treatment that quickly:

Paul typically likes to torture me, however in an act of uncharacteristic charity he fitted it with a extra upright COCKPIT (I do know folks don’t like that phrase):

Shifting is effectuated by way of thumbuarly-actuated Suntour XC Professional shifters…

…connected by way of cable to Shimano XT derailleurs…

…and frontal retardation is achieved by means of this Journey Agent-ed Avid (Arch Supreme I consider?) rim-pincer, from again when Avid was a boutique maker of trick aftermarket brakes and never one other tentacle on the SRAM-O-Pus:

And naturally the bicycle is supplied with shocks, each fore-ally:

And aft-ally:

If it appears hungry, it’s as a result of it needs to eat these roots for breakfast:

I’d higher go feed it.