Yesterday I discussed Bromptons, and the largest information in bikes proper now’s in fact the launch of the brand new Brompton gravel bike:
Oh, wait, sorry, it’s not a gravel bike:
It’s an “off-road” bike:
See, the letter “G” means various things to totally different folks. For instance, in Germany, it means “gëlande:”
So, principally, gravel.
Additionally, all of the press images appear to characteristic the bike ridden on gëlande consisting of very small rocks…
…or, you realize, gravel:
Appears to me that if it walks like a duck and it quacks like a duck and it has extensive tanwall tires like a duck…nicely, then perhaps it’s a gravel duck:
Supple, extensive webbed ft are perfect for gravel, versus the slender and exhausting ones you’ll typically discover on street fowl:
[Pigeons also lack rack mounts and clearance for fenders.]
None of that is to impugn the bike itself, which looks as if a incredible concept. No, it’s merely amusing to observe because the time period “gravel” turns into so pervasive that folks at the moment are embarrassed to make use of it–and but they must at the very least allude to it, as a result of all people responds to it. It’s an elaborate advertising dance during which firms should try and attraction to the conventional shopper with out concurrently offending the cognoscenti. Even throughout the heady days of Peak Fixie we by no means noticed something fairly like this:
[The Bianchi Pista F-Gear. But don’t call it a fixed-gear! The “F” is for freewheel, though the one it comes with simply lacks the necessary mechanism to allow coasting. Also, “Pista” doesn’t necessarily mean track. For example, it some English-speaking nations it’s simply the past tense of the informal term for urinate.]
However sure, as I say, what’s to not like a couple of extra versatile Brompton? Although I admit I’m deeply involved about this app:
I’m prepared to guess that e-Bromptons will incorporate an auto-fold characteristic within the subsequent 10 years.
In the meantime, Lachlan Morton, who’s to “alt” biking what Jack White is to “indie” rock, is presently driving round Australia, and he says it’s “a variety of pedalling:”
No kidding. He additionally says it’s “not a vacation:”
Actually, although?
I imply, it kinda is. Lachlan Morton is ostensibly on a company professional biking group, and presumably will get a paycheck, however as an alternative of getting to fetch water bottles or trip group time trials within the Tour de France or no matter he will get to do gravel races and different feats of endurance he concocts himself. Anybody who’s ever had a job will acknowledge this tactic instantly: by enterprise concerned, time-consuming, and but in the end pointless tasks you not solely keep away from scrutiny for lengthy durations of time however you additionally get to keep away from your co-workers within the course of. I used to do the identical factor as a teen once I labored in a ironmongery shop and used to volunteer myself to “reorganize the basement” for weeks at a time. Punch in, cover from the purchasers for eight hours, after which punch out and go house. As for Morton, whereas his teammates are doing boring coaching rides and being pressured to inhale carbon monoxide or no matter, he’s getting loads of sleep, driving all day by way of the Australian countryside, then consuming beer along with his assist crew:
Sure, the article is stuffed with blatant info like this. It additionally claims the explanation he’s driving anti-clockwise is to “make the most of prevailing tailwinds…”
…when everyone knows the explanation he’s doing it’s that he’s in Australia, the place it’s a must to trip backwards, identical to the bathrooms flush:
If he wished to do it clockwise he’d have to suit that loopy equipment to his bike which might end in a major weight penalty.
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