Additional to Monday’s submit, I’ve since undertaken a correct journey on the Homer full with misshapen chainrings:
The lumpy rings in query are a 44-tooth Biopace outer ring and a 38-tooth Cycloid inside ring:

The innermost “grandparent ring” stays spherical.
Earlier than going any additional, I wish to handle the next remark:
So top of the entrance derailleur apart, I used to be distracted by what appears to be proof of chain lube (i.e. oil primarily based chain lubricant extensively used within the distant previous, however now identified to destroy your drivetrain, as famous within the “scriptures”) in your newly-installed biopace chainring. Ehem, not waxing your chains (immersive scorching soften waxing that’s)?My biking life is split into the pre-waxing and post-waxing eras. Simply sayin’.
The first cause I don’t wax my chain is that I’m lazy. I imply I’m certain waxing is nice, however I simply can’t cope with yet one more factor to do to a motorbike earlier than I can journey it. If I can barely muster up the power to organize a field of mac and cheese, do you actually factor I’m going to work boiling a series into my schedule?

No, my chain set up and upkeep course of is as follows:
Set up new chain straight out of bundle
If chain begins squeaking apply lube*
Repeat as needed
*[Dumonde of course.]
This works simply positive for me.
Extra importantly, there is no such thing as a cause on this case for me to protect my drivetrain. Not solely do I’ve sufficient rectangular chainrings to final the remainder of my life…

…however I can guarantee you it’s humanity’s finest curiosity that I put on all of them out and render them unusable lest they fall into the arms of the ignorant and unprepared. See, once I first acquired all these chainrings, I joked concerning the risks of blending Biopace and Cycloid. Nicely, I by no means would have imagined it, however because it seems that is completely true! In truth, the synergistic impact of Biopace/Cycloid combo on the Homer was maybe some of the potently disconcerting sensations I’ve ever skilled whereas a bicycle.
It began out innocently sufficient as I pedaled alongside within the massive ring. Whereas I definitely wouldn’t say the world wanted Biopace, I’ve by no means actually minded it. In truth if something I’ve at all times form of favored it (notably for big-ring using, which is what I used to be doing), although I don’t know the way a lot of that’s because of the the precise attributes of Biopace versus my very own tendency to embrace issues different folks don’t like out of sheer bloodymindedness. However both method, when you definitely discover the distinction between a Biopace chainring and a traditional one, I wouldn’t say it’s notably jarring. Sure, it’s noticeable sufficient to be annoying for those who don’t prefer it, nevertheless it’s not the kind of factor the place you begin pedaling and instantly exclaim, “What the hell is occurring right here!?!”
However shifting into the Cycloid ring completely made me exclaim, “What the hell is occurring right here?” Throughout my temporary preliminary check journey the feeling was of simply of a kind of just a little energy surge at a sure level within the pedal stroke, however out on the open street I might evaluate it to any one of many following
The slipping you’re feeling while you pedal a motorbike with a threaded cog or freewheel that hasn’t been totally tightened, solely it’s taking place on each pedal stroke
The utter weirdness you expertise after an hour or two of ice skating while you first put your sneakers again on and begin strolling, solely in contrast to your sneakers the weirdness doesn’t go away after you’re taking a number of steps
Strolling throughout the ground of a bouncy fortress
A very potent hallucinogen kicking in
Mainly the rectangular form produces kind of a throbbing as you pedal, and it appears like your cranks are telescoping and retracting or one thing, however after all they’re not and so your mind doesn’t know course of the feeling–like, it was sufficient to make me just a little queasy.

The one time it went away was on climbs, when the throbbing section of the stroke was well-timed for while you apply essentially the most energy to the pedals, and so the bizarre pulsing feeling went away and if something it felt just like the chainring was form of serving to, although that would simply have been my creativeness.
Then I’d shift again to the Biopace ring, which is formed fully otherwise, so general the journey was like operating backwards and forwards between a wood ground and a marble ground in your sweatsocks.
At this level you’re most likely anticipating me to say I eliminated the chainrings as quickly as I acquired dwelling, however I’m an intrepid psychedelic explorer who doesn’t concern the inside recesses of my very own thoughts, so I’m going to keep it up and see the place this journey takes me.

You actually can’t go improper with spherical chainrings although.