I sill get pleasure from city rides on occasion, however as of late I choose to level my bike within the different route and head away from the massive metropolis, the place it’s extra necropolis than metropolis:
I’ve snapped photos of many a motorcycle on this spot…

…and whereas I didn’t count on the Roadini to suit on the steps, it simply managed to squeeze in:

It should not be so long as I believed.
Anyway, all was going easily, till I used to be nearly residence and this occurred:

What the hell is happening!?! It’s been lower than per week since my final encounter with a rogue fastener–identical tire and every thing:

Additionally, can a historian inform me what century that is from?

Presumably it was pushed into place centuries in the past by somebody with a reputation like Jebediah, however no matter it was holding collectively has lengthy since rotted away.
Whereas I had no drawback placing in a brand new tube and using the remainder of the way in which residence, the sidewall was bulging disconcertingly on the web site of the exit wound and so, alas, I’ve since…retired the tire. I’ll admit I had been on the lookout for an excuse to get some new tires for the Roadini, since I believe one thing in a 38 with a easy tread can be excellent. Nevertheless, folks say stuff like this occurs in threes, so now I’m afraid to place new tires on the bike till I’ve accomplished the dramatic puncture sequence. So for now I’ve changed the sufferer with an outdated sacrificial cyclocross tire. I can solely think about what’s going to pierce it subsequent. Will it’s a tack? A brad? A staple? I’m so excited to seek out out that I’ve been finding out {hardware} in anticipation:

Although on the present price of enhance I wouldn’t be shocked if the subsequent piece of {hardware} to penetrate my tire is an outdated railroad spike.
In any case, simply as I did final time, I rapidly modified the tube and inflated it with the “Mike Frameplumper” body pump from Rivendell, which is getting fairly a exercise as of late:

[Photos via Rivendell website]
By the way, final time I instructed the AI to make a picture of Mike Frameplumper it made this:

And this time it made this:

You realize what?
I don’t even suppose it’s the identical man.
Nonetheless, I’ve been fairly happy with Sir Plump-A-Lot, and at no level did I want I’d jumped on the “electrical pump bandwagon” as a substitute:

You realize when a baby desires to do one thing you already know goes to finish in catastrophe and also you say to them, “Do I actually have to elucidate why that’s a nasty concept?” That is actually the one correct response to carrying round an electrical pump. At this level it’s solely a matter of time earlier than somebody invents a multitool that requires batteries, and I can just about assure that inside 10 years even non-assisted bikes will probably be outfitted with battery packs simply to energy all of your equipment. In any case, when you run out of energy, how will you be capable to drink?

However, see, an old style hand pump merely received’t reduce it anymore, because of all these “enhancements:”

I’ve nothing towards tubeless. A few of my finest mates bikes are tubless:

Even so, as I’ve talked about earlier than, in between tubulars and tubeless there was 5 or ten minutes there when fixing a flat was straightforward. You flipped a fast launch, you popped the wheel out, you swapped the tube, you pumped it up, and you place it again collectively once more. However I assume that was too straightforward, so now now we have tubeless tires that by no means flat, besides after they do, at which level it’s worthwhile to seat them with an electrical pump.
Talking of roadside help, shortly after fixing my flat I got here throughout this:

I didn’t need to be an excessive amount of of a looky-loo, so I took the photograph from fairly distant, however what you’re seeing is a automobile that seems to have flipped over on the Noticed Mill Parkway and wound up within the ditch between it and the bike path:

Little doubt site visitors was backed up all the way in which into Manhattan. After I acquired residence I checked to see if there was any information in regards to the crash on-line, however all I discovered was this:

He should have been the one particular person round right here with a scannable license plate.