Right here at Bike Snob NYC Worldwide Enterprises, we try always to be allies of marginalized teams:
That’s why we’re standing up for…
…SRAM?
Sure, that’s proper. In case you haven’t been paying consideration, SRAM and its prospects have turn into the sufferer of systematic oppression and institutional discrimination because of the UCI’s reactionary gear restriction trial:

Not solely is limiting riders to a most gear ration of 54×11 indicative of a colonial mindset:
This new rule, a variation on the outdated junior gears system, marks the primary technical gear limitation in fashionable skilled biking and can cap the gap coated per pedal revolution to 10.46 meters – successfully limiting riders to a most gear ratio of 54×11 on 700c wheels.
However it’s clearly meant to disempower SRAM and its riders…
Nevertheless, the trial system will considerably affect SRAM-sponsored groups, whose riders use a 10-tooth smallest cog on the rear cassette. Below the brand new 10.46 metre cap, any mixture exceeding 54×11 is now prohibited.
This implies SRAM riders utilizing a 10-tooth cog shall be restricted to a most 49-tooth chainring, ruling out the 50T and 54T setups which can be widespread within the professional peloton, and the 54×10 configuration favoured by a lot of SRAM’s skilled groups.
…a minimum of in line with SRAM, who declare it’s yet one more microaggression that’s an all too acquainted a part of the SRAM rider’s lived expertise:
And now, because it launches its authorized motion, SRAM is looking for the quick suspension of the UCI’s gearing restrictions, stopping it from being trialled in China or some other future races, claiming the foundations “hinder innovation, restrict rider alternative, and unfairly drawback SRAM riders and SRAM”.
Not solely is that this trial a transparent violation of SRAM’s civil rights, but it surely additionally “distorts competitors within the street drivetrain market” by persevering with to permit competitors from any firm not named SRAM:
And together with disadvantaging SRAM-using riders, the corporate says the rule “distorts competitors within the street drivetrain market by limiting alternative for skilled groups and in the end shoppers, as SRAM depends on top-level groups to make use of and market its merchandise”.
I imply how else are they alleged to market their $515 street bike cassettes?

Jeez, get a grip, SRAM. That’s one thing it’s best to know so much about, by the way in which:

I admit I haven’t paid consideration to what’s taking place in high-end street bike drivetrains because the daybreak of the digital period, so in an try and wrap my head round why such a gear restriction would trigger any kind of an issue for them I visited their website and browse up on the newest Purple stuff:

Particularly their “X-Vary Gearing:”

Which permits riders to configure their drivetrains for all kinds of situations…aside from this one, apparently?

So wait, is the issue that they went all-in on $550 cassettes and 10-tooth cogs, and now they’ve to make use of a 48-tooth as an alternative of a 50-tooth or else sacrifice their complete advertising and marketing gimmick?
That’s hilarious. I imply, I actually really feel dangerous for them too because the complete trial appears fully pointless. However when your advertising and marketing lives by the peloton it additionally dies by the peloton…so nonetheless, hilarious.
Alas, the UCI is a fickle mistress. Simply ask the Trek Y-Foil:

Don’t fear, SRAM. Certain, the UCI banned the Y-Foil simply as Trek was about to go balls deep in beam bikes, but it surely all labored out wonderful in the long run…if by “wonderful” you imply the Y-Foil turned a cult merchandise, which is a well mannered means of claiming it was a laughingstock.
Principally although, I simply really feel outdated. Bear in mind when SRAM street bike stuff seemed like this?

No batteries certainly.