Regardless of how the Texas Longhorns inaugural season within the SEC winds up, particular groups coach Jeff Banks might be exiting 2024 with a model new ring on his finger.
It simply so occurs to be a marriage band.
The particular groups and tight ends coach in Austin just lately married longtime companion Danielle Thomas — higher identified by her stage identify, Pole Murderer — in response to Banks’ Instagram web page.
If that identify sounds acquainted, it’s probably since you bear in mind listening to a couple of wild incident with Thomas’ emotional help monkey allegedly biting a trick-or-treater again on Halloween in 2021.
Right here’s a fast reminder from FTW’s story on the controversy because it unfolded:
Whereas the allegations recommend the Bankses’ monkey injured a trick-or-treater, Thomas was fast to dispel rumors of an aggressive assault. Nevertheless, she did acknowledge an incident involving a baby and the household’s pet (as seen within the screenshot above).
Thomas claimed in a now-deleted video posted Monday night time the household’s monkey was caged in a gated space behind the house nobody was allowed to entry.
“I don’t even play in relation to my animals and I do know all of the authorized guidelines on them,” Thomas stated within the video whereas displaying a do-not-enter/no-touching signal on the gate. “How may she viciously chew somebody in the event that they don’t stick their hand in there the place it don’t belong? That is her dwelling and her dwelling solely … Don’t contact. Nobody’s allowed again right here with out my permission.”
It doesn’t seem the monkey acquired an invite to the ceremony, which might be for the very best. The three need to have a good time collectively within the consolation of their dwelling.
