Additional to yesterday’s submit, a reader requested why the fork on the newest testcycle…
…is completely different from the one on the Traditional Cycle web site:

Properly, Paul was studying, and right here’s your reply:
Somebody requested within the feedback why I didn’t go away the Marzocci fork on the bike. I needed to spare you a collar bone break is the reply. The Marzocci fork was solely 80mm of journey so the bike had you tipped over the extraordinarily tight entrance finish as a beginning place….
I want you wholesome to check out the following bike with the “game-changing” wheel dimension.
I assume which means I’ll be getting a kind of previous Cannondales with the 24-inch rear wheel:

In the meantime, talking of trials, I’m one of many only a few individuals within the biking world courageous sufficient to talk up concerning the pointlessness of ultra-endurance biking, although definitely I really feel in another way a few lady making an attempt to interrupt the lads’s report for circumnavigating the Earth by bicycle, proper?

Nah.
Actually, of all of the ultra-endurance biking feats individuals have cooked up because the invention of the velocipede, driving one all over the world might be essentially the most pointless, for the straightforward cause which you could’t journey a bicycle all over the world.
You understand, as a result of like 70% of the world is water, and no person’s doing this on an amphibious bicycle:
Really, perhaps they’re. However what? If they’re don’t even inform me, I don’t wanna know and I don’t care.
However sure, crusing a ship all over the world is a factor, and flying a airplane all over the world is a factor, however every thing else is simply foppish gallivanting:

None of that is to say I don’t want her each luck and success in her journey, as a result of I definitely do:
Wilcox, 39, circumnavigated the Earth in 108 days in 2024, setting the ladies’s report for quickest bike journey all over the world. On Sunday, she plans to set out once more from Chicago, and if all goes in keeping with plan she’s going to end in the identical metropolis on Aug. 24 after 78 days, breaking the report set by Mark Beaumont of Britain in 2017 by a half day.
Please, don’t mistake my contempt for these types of stunts as sick will. I need all these skilled vacationers to realize their objectives and, most significantly, arrive at their locations safely and in good well being. However sorry, this isn’t driving all over the world, that is taking a bunch of lengthy rides in numerous components of the world:

In fact, the present record-holder describes this as “two and a half months of struggling:”
Beaumont, the record-holder, welcomes Wilcox’s try. “When different individuals attempt to take the mantel, it’s incredible,” he mentioned. “We’re 10 years on, it’s about time somebody breaks it. I understand how arduous it’s: It’s two and a half months of struggling.”
Oh please. Two and a half months at just about any regular job entails far more struggling than driving a bicycle “all over the world.” Why do you suppose these individuals do it? Take into account the present record-holder. This man’s total life is the literal manifestation of the expression “it beats working:”

Nonetheless, making an attempt to interrupt a report does require sacrifices, corresponding to chatting much less:
“Final time I had a lot enjoyable sort of socializing; individuals would come out to say howdy, and I had the time to cease and discuss, and I by no means felt actually pressured for time,” she mentioned. “And this time I’ve to be a bit stricter staying on the bike. I’m inviting individuals to come back out and journey with me once more, like final time; I simply can’t cease as steadily to speak.”
Properly, she could have fooled the Occasions, however as somebody who has pursued the dual objectives of biking as a lot as potential and socializing as little as potential there’s merely no manner you possibly can promote this to me as something however a dream trip, and this could actually be within the “Journey” part.
By the way in which, since you possibly can’t truly journey your bicycle all over the world, what offers somebody the fitting to say they did it? Shouldn’t you simply be capable to journey across the Kissena Velodrome 80,000 instances? Properly, listed below are the principles in keeping with Guinness World Information:
Since a real circumnavigation is not possible by bike, Guinness World Information has established some guidelines for a journey to qualify as “going all over the world.” Riders should full at the very least 18,000 miles, journey in a single path and end the place they began. In addition they should cross two factors which can be antipodal, or positioned precisely reverse one another on the globe.
Expensive Lob, it’s 2026! Why are we nonetheless listening to the Guinness individuals? It’s only a novelty ebook with photos of fats guys on bikes:

And other people with disturbingly lengthy fingernails:

He’s the best buyer for a single-ring drivetrain.









